Sunday, August 31, 2008

Muslim must have hairless palms, and must not be hairy like a beast of prey!

Sunan Abu-Dawud, Book 33, Combing the Hair (Kitab Al-Tarajjul)
Number 4153:
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
When Hind, daughter of Utbah, said: Prophet of Allah, accept my allegiance, he replied; I shall not accept your allegiance till you make a difference to the palms of your hands; for they look like the paws of a beast of prey.

1) Why did Mohammad reject Hind's allegiance?
a) What would it matter if she had hands that looked like a beast of prey?
b) Was Mohammad so superficial that he would accept women to Islam only if they looked good?
2) Should the Iranian Hijab police also now look for women with hairy arms, and force them to shave?



3) Does this mean that this hadith should be aalogized to mean that all hairy Muslim women should be forced to remove their hair in any like manner?
a) After all, Mohammad also said that a part of Fitra ('innate human nature') is to shave the pubic hair:

Volume 7, Book 72, Number 777:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "Five practices are characteristics of the Fitra: circumcision, shaving the pubic region, clipping the nails and cutting the moustaches short."

b) Should the Hijab Muslim police also start inspecting female pubic regions to ensure fitra compliance?

4) Why did Abu-Dawud nclude the above quote from Mohammad not allowing a women to give allegiiance until she removed the hair from her palms?
a) Did he want to show that Mohammad, a supposed spiritual leader, was more concerned about physical looks than about a person's spiritual well-being?
b) Was it because Allah's apostle loved for his ladies to look their best? After all, Mohammad did have the sexual libido of 30 men! (Bukhari: Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:)

5) Why was Mohammad so blunt in insulting someone who did not meet his standard of physical beuty, when he told Hind her hands looked like that of a beast of prey?
a) Was he trying to be funny?
b) Was he trying to be caustic, so that all women after Hind would not come up to him and offer allegiance to him if they did not beautify themselves beforehand?

6) Can Muslim women trust Mohammad to intercede on their part when the judgement day comes, especially if they did not look their best, and take care of all their grooming tactics, when Mohammad would not accept Hind's allegiance because her palms were so hairy that hr hands looked like a beast of prey?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

USC MSA starting to remove some hadiths from their database

The USC MSA database removed several hadiths from their database. One of them that has been deleted is this one:

Sahih Muslim Book 041, Number 6985:
Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews.

The reason for this removal was that USC said that this verse was racist, and advocated genocide.

The sad thing is that the MSA quickly relented and removed this verse.

I, by no means, advocate the message of the above hadith, but believe it should ultimately have been kept on the USC web page.

This is part of Islam's dogma. Muslims believe this. To know Islam, one must know all their beliefs. One cannot cherry pick what they like or dislike about faith. Otherwise, they themselves create a new faith, a new ideology.

Islam believes that the end of humanity will not occur until rocks call out to Muslims to annihilate Jews. (Coincidentally, Allah was the supreme rock god of the Kaba). This should not be hidden from the masses. Anyone who wants to make an informed decision about Islam should be able to find out.

Is a religion whose truth must be hidden worth believing in? If you do not know the tenets of your own religion, how can you expect to enter heaven and meet the 72 virgins?

Secondly, deleting this verse on a website will not make Muslims who hate Jews less aware of the existence of this verse.

However, deleting this verse on a website WILL MAKE MUSLIMS who do not hate Jews, ignorant of the brutality and cruelty that their religion advocates, and ultimately prevent Muslims, with common sense, from the requisite facts necessary to make informed decisions about their faith, and to question what they believe in.

But, then again, this may be part of Allah's master plan to prevent sensible Muslims from questioning their religion, and making an informed choice about their faith.

"O ye who believe! Ask not questions about things which if made plain to you, may cause you trouble. Some people before you did ask such questions, and on that account lost their faith." (Quran. 5:101-102)

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Response to Mr. Himed

Recently, a Mr. Himed accused me of possessing a "sick mind" who views the Prophet (may peace be un to him) through an immoral sexual filter.

So I accuse Mr. Himed as being a Kafr, and a Muslim hypocrite, a person who does not understand and appreciate Mohammad's sexuality like any Muslim should.

He touched her in order for her to move so he could bow down to God with head on the floor. He did not touch her for any sexual purpose. The reason you think like that is because you have a sick mind. You translate everything you read about the Prophet through your immoral sexual filter. Please read about the life of the Prophet Muhammad and you will see he devoted his life to worshipping God and helping the needy and poor and marrying women that were widows.
http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/08/mohammad-enjoyed-touching-aisha-during.html

Mr. Himed, accuses me of not having read Mohammad's life and argues that Mohammad spent his life worshipping Allah (not Illah, which is the Arabic word for God, but ALlah, a name of a God). Well, I accuse Mr. Himed of not knowing the Quran or hadiths.

Unlike Mr. Himed, I as a true Muslim, will show my sources, and condemn Mr. Himed because he does not know the quran or hadith. I will break up my rebuttal into two parts - Part one will show that Mr. HImed is not thinking enough about sex, otherwise, he condemns the holy prophet of being sexually immoral.

Part 2 will show that Mohammad did not marry women who are widows, and dedicated his life to helping the needy.

Part 1:

Bukhari: Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:
"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number. Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)."
(hmmmm... Seems Mohammad was not just devoting his time to praying all day, but with his strength of 30 men, satisfying his wives)

Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 6:
The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night

Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 270:
Aisha said, "I scented Allah's Apostle and he went round (had sexual intercourse with) all his wives." Mohammad smelled of sex...

So far, I am not using an immoral filter, but using Prophet Mohammad's filter of thinking of sex. You Mr. Himed are not thinking of sex enough, you sick bastard...

Prophet Mohammad's sexual prowess was so great, that even his wives would come to his house and watch him make sweet love.

Bukhari, Book 008, Number 3450:
Anas (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) had nine wives. They (all the wives) used to gather every night in the house of one where he had to come (and stay that night).

Even the Prophet Sulaiman was given similar strength.

Bukhari Volume 4, Book 52, Number 74i:
Allah's Apostle said, "Once Solomon, son of David said, '(By Allah) Tonight I will have sexual intercourse with one hundred (or ninety-nine) women each of whom will give birth to a knight who will fight in Allah's Cause

More importantly, even Allah, the greatest Illah (god), made sure to provide a divine revelation allowing our holy prophet (may peace be un to him) to have sex with whomever he wants.

Q33.50 : O Prophet! In addition to all your wives, slave girls and captured women, we have made lawful to you all your first cousins and any believing woman if she gave herself to you, and if you desire her (why would Allah say their is "no blame"? Is it because a man other than Mohammad would be blameworthy if he did what Prophet Mohammad did, or is it a divine revelation for all Muslims to do have all these sexual relations with all these women as Muslims like me are instructed to follow Mohammad's example as the perfect example)...

In fact, Allah would provide Mohammad divine revelations after sexual relations with Aesha, his child bride

Bukhari Vol 5 Bk57 N 119
Prophet said, By Allah, the Divine Inspiration never came to me while I was under the blanket of any woman except Aesha.”

Now tell me Mr. Himed, who is the one who is sick? I am thinking of sex like Mohammad. You are obviously not thinking about enough sex, you kafir.... you Muslim hypocrite. How dare you insult both Prophet Mohammad and I as being sexually immoral, when all I have done is try to follow the example of Prophet Mohammad's teachings by thinking of sex. Who knows, maybe Allah would provide divine revelations to me if I were as sexed up...

After all, SEX is an integral part of the quran... the quran was revealed while the firstMuslims practiced sexual relations http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/07/quran-practicing-sex-while-quran-was.html

PART 2

a) Mohammad's widows:

Yes, Mohammad took widows... widows who were captives after Muslim raids:

Bukhari:V5B59N524
The Muslims said among themselves, 'Will Safiyah be one of the Prophet's wives or just a lady captive and one of his possessions?'"

Bukhari:V4B52N143; V5B59N523
"When we reached Khaybar, Muhammad said that Allah had enabled him to conquer them. It was then that the beauty of Safiyah was described to him. Her husband had been killed [by Muhammad], so Allah's Apostle selected her for himself. He took her along with him till we reached a place where her menses were over and he took her for his wife, consummating his marriage to her, and forcing her to wear the veil.'"

Tabari IX:133
"Juwayriyyah was chosen by the Messenger for himself on the day of the Muraysi raid from the captives." "Muhammad married Umm, who had embraced Christianity."

"When Abu Sufyan learned that the Prophet had taken her, he said, 'That stallion's nose is not to be restrained!'" Tabari VIII:110

b) Mohammad dedicating his life to war booty, I mean charity...

Volume 4, Book 53, Number 351:
Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah:
Allah's Apostle said, "Booty has been made legal for me."

So there you have it Mr. Himed, I am the truer Muslim... I think of sex and riches, and how to kill husbands and tribes so that I may take their women because I am the true follower of Mohammad... You are a kafir... and you insult Prophet Mohammad. How dare you...

UNLESS, all of these hadiths, and quran revelations were included by the hadith and quran collectors to show how Mohammad was an immoral man, in which case, you are right Mr Himed, and that me, and my Prophet look at things with an immoral and sexually depraved way.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Allah's apostle misunderstanding and bastardizing a Christian parable

Sahih Bukhari; Volume 8, Book 76, Number 565:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:
Allah's Apostle said, "When the people of Paradise have entered Paradise, and the people of the Fire have entered the Fire, Allah will say. 'Take out (of the Fire) whoever has got faith equal to a mustard seed in his heart.' They will come out, and by that time they would have burnt and became like coal, and then they will be thrown into the river of Al-Hayyat (life) and they will spring up just as a seed grows on the bank of a rainwater stream." The Prophet said, "Don't you see that the germinating seed comes out yellow and twisted?"

Bible (or the Injil, which Muslims are forbidden to read because it makes more logical sense than the Quran)

And he said, Whereunto shall we liken the kingdom of God? or with what comparison shall we compare it?It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth:But when it is sown, it groweth up, and becometh greater than all herbs, and shooteth out great branches; so that the fowls of the air may lodge under the shadow of it.
– Mark 4:30–2

The meaning of the mustard seed in the Christian context:

The parable compares the Kingdom of Heaven to a mustard seed which the parable says is the least among seed, yet grows to become a huge mustard plant that provides shelter for many birds.

In other words, something small and insignificant becomes something powerful.

The meaning of the mustard seed in the Muslim context:

Even having a little faith means you will eventually get out of the hell fire. However, you will become black and charred.

(Note that this logic is faulty because Muslims believe that you must first go to hell and pay for your sins before you go to heaven. You stay in hell in proportion to all the good things you did. Thus, if you were bad 1% of the time, you are in hell 1% of your after life. But, if the after life is infinite, that would mean you will spend the full after life in hell. --> 0.01/infinity = infinity) )

Further, Mohammad bastardizes the above parable by saying that having faith like a mustard seed makes one yellow and twisted, even if they go to heaven. As such, he is saying a person should have more faith than a mustard seed, and Mohammad makes an implicit assumption that having faith like a mustard seed is really pathetic.

1) Why did Bukhari include this hadith?
a) Was it to show that Mohammad, the illiterate prophet, did not really read the injil (bible) in coming up with his own parables?
b) Was it to show that Mohammad never read the injil (bible) to begin with, and as such, was not capable of making any ethical or philosophical judgments against Christianity, or any religion for that matter?
c) Or was it because by the time Bukhari wrote this, Muslims rulers commissioned him to write things that would demonize Christians, as the Christian doctrine is clearly far superior and logical coherent as compared to the Muslim docrtine, and any attack on Islam the religion could destabilize the political underinnings of keeping Muslim rulers as the ruling class?
2) Why did Mohammad not understand the biblical context of the mustard seed?
a) If Mohammad came to reassert the word of previous prophets and the messiah, why did he have to bastardize what they said?
b) Did Mohammad forbid the reading of the Injil (bible) to prevent muslims from finding out just how inept his own religious and theological background was?

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Mohammad's description of heaven and hell

Volume 6, Book 60, Number 373:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "Paradise and the Fire (Hell) argued, and the Fire (Hell) said, "I have been given the privilege of receiving the arrogant and the tyrants.' Paradise said, 'What is the matter with me? Why do only the weak and the humble among the people enter me?' On that, Allah said to Paradise. 'You are My Mercy which I bestow on whoever I wish of my servants.' Then Allah said to the (Hell) Fire, 'You are my (means of) punishment by which I punish whoever I wish of my slaves. And each of you will have its fill.' As for the Fire (Hell), it will not be filled till Allah puts His Foot over it whereupon it will say, 'Qati! Qati!' At that time it will be filled, and its different parts will come closer to each other; and Allah will not wrong any of His created beings. As regards Paradise, Allah will create a new creation to fill it with."

1) Why would Paradise and Hell argue with one another?
a) How could inanimate places talk with one another?
b) Why dont we hear these places talk?
c) Why was Mohammad the only person who ever knew about the conversations between hell and heaven?

2) Why would hell be given the "privelege" of receiving the arrogant and the tyrants?
a) Is it a privilege to receive these people?
b) Does Mohammad say that the arrogant and tyrants are in fact good people (like him, a very arrogant person wearing a ring saying he is allah's messenger (http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/08/mohammad-caught-fashion-bug-gold-rings.html), and forcing muslims to pay the zakat up to the point of the sword?

3) Why was 'paradise' complaining that only the weak and humble enter it?
a) Does this mean that paradise wanted more fighters?
b) Did paradise want people who were not weak and humble to enjoy the 72 lucious virgins and rivers of wine, that are more suitable for glutoness, mysoginistic men?

4) Why would hell yell "Qati, Qati (enough, enough)!" when allah puts his foot over it?
a) How could ALlah not hurt any of his creation if he believes in predestination where everyone's life is ordained, and he chooses who he hates and believes in him, and who does not believe in him, and decides to send to the hell fire?

5) What is the new creation that allah will create to put into heaven?
a) Would those beings enjoy the 72 virgins and rivers of wine?

6) Did Bukhari include this verse to show how ridiculous, and incomprehensible Mohammad's versions of heaven and hell are?

Friday, August 15, 2008

Allah works to make sure Mohammad's sexual desires are always met

Bukhari - Volume 6, Book 60, Number 311:
Narrated Aisha:
I used to look down upon those ladies who had given themselves to Allah's Apostle and I used to say, "Can a lady give herself (to a man)?" But when Allah revealed: "You (O Muhammad) can postpone (the turn of) whom you will of them (your wives), and you may receive any of them whom you will; and there is no blame on you if you invite one whose turn you have set aside (temporarily).' (33.51) I said (to the Prophet), "I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires."

It is apparent that the mother of all muslims, Aisha, was jealous of Mohammad's phialndering ways. Why else would she look down on women freely giving themselves up to her husband? Afterall, this would only mean more competition for her, a woman in er mid-teenage years, sharing a 60 year old man with scores of other women. http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/06/aisha-jealous-of-mohammed-womanizer.html

Once again, Allah, in his timeless masterpiece, the quran, gave another situational scripture to specifically allow Mohammad to do whatever he wants with his wives and concubines, whenever he wants.

1) Did Sahih Bukhari include this explanation of the quran to show that Mohammad, the philanderer, could do whatever he wanted because he in fact, was Allah, in the religion of Islam?
2) If Mohammad is the perfect example for all Muslims, does this mean that men in today's world could twist the Quran however they want in order for them to fulfill their own sexual and carnal desires? (Please see this example - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7547148.stm)
3) If Allah is the all-knowing creator of the universe, trying to create the perfect book, and taking care of the universe, why would Allah specifically hand down a quran surrah saying that Mohammad has no blame for sleeping around with any of his wives, regardless of whose turn it was, and thus, not treating his wives equally?
a) Could the reason be that Mohammad was Allah, that Mohammad knew that his actions were hypocritical, and thus came up with a convenient surah to cover up his own actions?
b) Did Bukhari include this verse to illustrate how quran surahs were ordained - as convenient outclauses for Mohammad to get out of quandries created by his own hypocritical standards?

Finally, Aisha, the mother of all Muslims, said "I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires."

1) Why did she say "Your Lord" instead of "Our Lord"?
a) Was it because she implicitly did not want to have anything to do with a deity that allows her husband to have sexual relations with whom ever, and whenever he wants, but not allow her the same rights of philandering as him?
2) Was it because she herself believed that Allah was actually Mohammad, coming up with convenient surahs to allow him to do whatever he wanted?
3) Did Bukhari include this hadith to show that the mother of all muslims was not convinced of Mohammad's prophethood?
a) That Muslims during Mohammad's day believed his actions to be completely self-serving, and that a timeless quran would not be so focused on the justifications of the bedroom antics of its lone prophet?

Monday, August 11, 2008

Satan looks like Nabtal, a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, inflamed eyes, and dark ruddy cheeks!

Ishaq:243 "I have heard the Apostle say: 'Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal.' He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, inflamed eyes, and dark ruddy cheeks. He used to come and talk with the Prophet and listen to him. He would carry what he had said to the hypocrites. Nabtal said, 'Muhammad is all ears. If anyone tells him something he believes it.' Allah sent down concerning him: 'To those who annoy the Prophet and say that he is all ears, say, 'Good ears for you.' For those who annoy the Apostle there is a painful punishment." [Qur'an 9:61] "Gabriel came to Muhammad and said, 'If a black man comes to you, his heart is more gross than a donkey's.'"

1) Why would Satan look like a human?
a) Why would he look like a black man?
b) Is it because black people are inferior to the rest of mankind?
http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/mohammad-racist.html
i) After all, Noah prayed that the sons of Ham would become black so they could be enslaved by the sons of Ham (Arabs)

"Shem, the son of Noah was the father of the Arabs, the Persians, and the Greeks; Ham was the father of the Black Africans; and Japheth was the father of the Turks and of Gog and Magog who were cousins of the Turks. Noah prayed that the prophets and apostles would be descended from Shem and kings would be from Japheth. He prayed that the African's color would change so that their descendants would be slaves to the Arabs and Turks." Tabari II:11

c) Does Bob Marley look like Satan?

2) Why would Nabtal say Mohammad is all ears?
a) Is it because Mohammad was very gullible?
b) Why would Ishaq write about how Mohammad was insulted by a black man, whose ancestor Noah prayed that his colour would be black only so he could be a slave?
c) Why was a slave so easily making fun of Mohammad?
d) Why did Mohammad continue talking to Nabtal if he knew Nabtal would carry off this information to the Arab hypocrites?
e) Does this mean that Mohammad was the object of ridicule for Arabs and a blackman who looked like Satan?

3) Why was a quran Surah revealed to Mohammad just for the purpose of refuting Nabtal?
a) If the Quran is timeless, why was it necessary to include that Surah?

Answers to question 3:

"Gabriel came to Muhammad and said, 'If a black man comes to you, his heart is more gross than a donkey's." Ishaq 243

Therefore, the moral of the story is that a black man's heart is more gross than a donkey's. Everything makes sense now!

a) Should MUslims be afraid if Obama Barrack wins the US presidential elction, especially since Mohammad's timeless words prove that a black man's heart is grosser than a donkey's?
b) How do black Muslims feel knowing their prophet told them their heart is grosser than a donkey's?
c) Why do long haired blacks look like Satan?
d) Does this mean that Allah, the supreme being created black people in the image of Satan, especially since black people were created after Satan?
e) Does this mean that Mohammad was the first segregationist, as obviously, good and moral people would want to separate themselves from evil Satan look-a-likes, namely black people?
f) Is this why Louis Farrakhan wants blacks to sparate from whites, because as a true muslim, he knows that black people have hearts as gross as a donkey's andhe wants to do the worlda favour?
g) Were the KKK following Holy Mohammad's (may peace be unto him) example by separating themselves from black people as well?

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Mohammad caught the fashion bug - gold rings, silk clothes and yellow garments are forbidden

Sahih Muslim
Chapter 3: IT IS NOT PERMISSIBLE FOR A MAN TO WEAR CLOTHES OF YELLOW COLOUR
Book 024, Number 5178:
'Ali b. Abu Talib reported: Allah's Meisenger (may peace be upon him) forbade me to use gold rings. to wear silk clothes and to recite the Qur'an in ruku' and sajda (prostration), and to wear yellow garments.

1) Why did Allah's apostle forbid gold rings?
a) What religious reason existed for this?
b) Was it because Mohammad could not afforda gold ring at the time he bought a silver ring which was engraved "Muhammad, Messenger of Allah"


Sahih Muslim "Book 024, Number 5212:
Ibn Umar reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) had made for himself a ring of silver, and he (wore it in his finger). then it was in Abu Bakr's finger. then it was in'Umar's finger. then it was in 'Uthman's finger. until it fell into the well of Aris and it had these words engraved upon it (Muhammad, Messenger of Allah). Ibn Numair narrated it with a slight variation of words."

c) As such, would he be jealous of a person having a more valuable ring than his ring of prophethood?
d) Or was it because gold is yellow, showing just how ridiculous Mohammad's fashion criteria is?

2) Why did Mohammad forbid silk clothes
a) Was it because it was smooth against the skin?
b) Or was that his "followers" who were bad tempered like Makhrama bully Mohammad into giving silk?

Volume 4, Book 53, Number 356:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin Abu Mulaika:
Some silken cloaks with golden buttons were presented to the Prophet. He distributed them amongst his companions and kept one for Makhrama, bin Naufal. Later on Makhrama came along with his son Al-Miswar bin Makhrama, and stood up at the gate and said (to his son). "Call him (i.e. the Prophet) to me." The Prophet heard his voice, took a silken cloak and brought it to him, placing those golden buttons in front of him saying, "O Abu-al-Miswar! I have kept this aside for you! O Abu-al Miswar! I have kept this aside for you!" Makhrama was a bad-tempered man.

c) Why was Mohammad handing out silk cloaks when silk clothes are forbidden?
d) Was it because Mohammad abrogated his deeds?
e) Or was it because Mohammad made up his scriptue as he went along?

3) Why did Mohammad forbid yellow clothes?
a) Was it because it reminded him of the yellow sands of Arabia?
b) Wouldnt forbidding black in the heat of the dessert been more appropriate, as opposed to yellow?
c) Did Sahih Muslim include this to show how ridiculous Mohammad's rules are?
and yellow garments?

Monday, August 4, 2008

It is a sin to put a thorny twig out of the way. Dont worry, it is forgiveable

Book 020, Number 4705:
It has been narrated on the authority of Abu Huraira that the, Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: While a man walks along a path, finds a thorny twig lying on the way and puts it aside, Allah would appreciate it and forgive him. The Holy Prophet (may peace be upon him) said: The martyrs are of five kinds: one who dies of plague; one who dies of diarrhoea (or cholera) ; one who is drowned; one who is buried under debris and one who dies fighting in the way of Allah.

1) Why would Allah need to forgive a person for removing a thorny twig lying on the side?
a) Is this because Allah is a sadist and enjoys people suffering? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/07/allah-sadist.html
b) Did Sahih Muslim include this sentence to drop hints that Mohammad and Allah were morally bankrupt and enjoyed seeing people suffer?
c) How do Muslims feel about a deity who forgives you if you made sure to remove a safety hazard, as that deity would consider it a sin to remove such safety hazard?

2) Mohammad defines a martyr. This starkly contrasts the traditional understanding of martyr as defined in Meeriam-Webster's dictionary:

1: a person who voluntarily suffers death as the penalty of witnessing to and refusing to renounce a religion
2: a person who sacrifices something of great value and especially life itself for the sake of principle

a) How is a person who dies of plague a martyr?
b) How about diarrhoea? Is dying of diarrhoea a holy deed that earns a Muslim 70 virgins in heaven? How does one approach those 70 virgins in heaven if that person died of diarrhoea? Would those virgins still find that martyr desirable?
c) Why is drowning a sign of martyrdom? Is it because Mohammad wished to see water, and that it was fairly uncommon to drown in the dessert sands of Arabia?
d) How is dying under debris a sign of martyrdom? Are the victims of 9/11 martyrs?
e) Why does Allah encourage fighting for his cause? Why doesnt he ask Muslims to logically articulate his cause instead of being violent? Is it because his cause is logically incoherent and can only be accomplished through violence?

3) Did Sahih Muslim include this ridiculous definition of martyrdom to expose the fraud Islam spreads?

Mohammad enjoyed touching Aisha during prayer

Volume 2, Book 22, Number 300:
Narrated Aisha:
I used to stretch my legs towards the Qibla of the Prophet while he was praying; whenever he prostrated he touched me, and I would withdraw my legs, and whenever he stood up, I would restretch my legs.

When prostrating, a person bends down on his knees, and stretches his arms out in front of them.

1) Why did Mohammad reach out to touch Aisha?
a) Was he trying to reach out and touch someone?
b) Or was he trying to touch his child bride, the one where he would get the divine inspiration from while he was making love to her? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/mohammed-would-get-divine-inspiration.html

2) Why did Aisha feel the need to put her legs in front of Mohammad as he prayed?
a) Did the mother of all Muslims like to interrupt her husband?
b) Why couldnt she look for another place to stretch out her legs?
c) Was she seeking the prophet's love and affection?
d) Was she resorting to one of her tactics induced by jealousy of Mohammad's womanizing ways? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/06/aisha-jealous-of-mohammed-womanizer.html

3) Why did Bukhari include this hadith?
a) Was it to provide an example for male Muslims to look to touch the legs of their wives while praying?
i) Is this consistent with Allah who promises 70 virgins in heaven for martyrs?
ii) As such, is Bukhari trying to hammer home the point that sexual touching during prayer is only fitting for Muslims?
b) Or was Bukhari providing an example for wives to stretch their legs out like the mother of all Muslims to bother their husbands during prostration?

Women are deficient in intelligence and religion!

Volume 1, Book 6, Number 301:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:

Once Allah's Apostle went out to the Musalla (to offer the prayer) o 'Id-al-Adha or Al-Fitr prayer. Then he passed by the women and said, "O women! Give alms, as I have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-fire were you (women)." They asked, "Why is it so, O Allah's Apostle ?" He replied, "You curse frequently and are ungrateful to your husbands. I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence and religion than you. A cautious sensible man could be led astray by some of you." The women asked, "O Allah's Apostle! What is deficient in our intelligence and religion?" He said, "Is not the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man?" They replied in the affirmative. He said, "This is the deficiency in her intelligence. Isn't it true that a woman can neither pray nor fast during her menses?" The women replied in the affirmative. He said, "This is the deficiency in her religion."

Deficiency in Intelligence:

The above passage states that women are deficient in intelligence because the evidence of two women are equal to one man. The reason for this statement is that during one of Mohammad's so-called divine revelations, Allah told Mohammad that the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man. Allah's reasoning is that women are mentaly deficient compared to men.

Quran 002.282YUSUFALI: O ye who believe! When ye deal with each other, in transactions involving future obligations in a fixed period of time, reduce them to writing Let a scribe write down faithfully as between the parties: let not the scribe refuse to write: as Allah Has taught him, so let him write. Let him who incurs the liability dictate, but let him fear His Lord Allah, and not diminish aught of what he owes. If they party liable is mentally deficient, or weak, or unable Himself to dictate, Let his guardian dictate faithfully, and get two witnesses, out of your own men, and if there are not two men, then a man and two women, such as ye choose, for witnesses, so that if one of them errs, the other can remind her.

1) Mohammad created the above rule - Women are not intellectually inferior according to the torah or bible.
a) Is Mohammad's reasoning tautological? (He created the rule that women are intellectually inferior, and uses that rule to prove women are intellectually inferior?b) Could Mohammad have been right with those women considering how easily they accepted Mohammad's word?
i) Or did those women superficially accept Mohammad's assertions considering that Allah made Mohammad succeed through terror, Mohammad ordered the assassination of many people who stood up against him, and committed genocide against the Qurayza Jews of Yathrub (present day Medina)?
2) Does that mean Pakistan had a mentally deficient president in Benezir Bhutto for many years, as opposed to other countries?
a) How do Pakistanis feel that they had elected someone that was deficient in intelligence?
b) Does this mean that Pakistani males were so deficient in intelligence (less than half a man's) that they needed to elect a woman whose intelligence is half that of a normal man?
3) How do modern day Muslim women feel knowing they have only have the intelligence of a man's?
a) Or are Muslim women too dumb to realize the connotations of the above, proving Mohammad right that Muslim women are truly deficient in intelligence?

Deficiency in Religion:

The above passage states that women are deficient in religion because women "can neither pray nor fast during her menses"

1) Does this mean that Mohammad's entire religion is one based on bodily actions?
2) Does this mean that following Mohammad's religion is about prayer and fasting as opposed to any relationship with God?
3) How can a woman be deficient in religion when it was Mohammad who created the rules of his religion, and woman are forced to obey?
a) Does this mean that Mohammad created rules that purposely hinder women from his religion?
b) Did Mohammad dislike women?
c) Did Mohammad view women as merely sex toys, seeing how he had over 9 wives and countless concubines?
4) How would modern day Muslims feel if Mohammad was still alive and wanted their hand in marriage (or that of their daughters'? (Especially considering his womanizing, and love of making love):

Bukhari, Book 008, Number 3450:
Anas (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) had nine wives. They (all the wives) used to gather every night in the house of one where he had to come (and stay that night).

Dr. Mohammad Part III

Sahih Bukhari 7:71:621
The Prophet said, "Fever is from the heat of Hell, so abate fever with water."

See also:Sahih Bukhari 7:71:619, Sahih Bukhari 7:71:620, Sahih Bukhari 7:71:622

Once again, Mohammad never ceases to amaze the world of modern science. After all, it is Allah who ensured the predestination of everyone's actions and sayings - as such, it was Allah, who made sure to give his first and final prophet the ability to come up with such wisdom.

However, what is sad is that Mohammad could have been believed in 7th century Arabia only because their was no ready access to water, and for desert dwellers, water was probably worth its in weight in oil.

But, to have Muslims pass off that every word Mohammad spoke as being divine inspiration, timeless, eternal and wise is utterly negligent bordering reckless.

If that is the case, every Muslim should cure their fever with water. Otherwise, they would be doing Mohammad a disservice by proving him wrong.