Thursday, May 8, 2008

Mohammad had lots of semen on his clothes

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 229:
Narrated 'Aisha:
I used to wash the traces of Janaba (semen) from the clothes of the Prophet and he used to go for prayers while traces of water were still on it (water spots were still visible).

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 230:
Narrated 'Aisha:
as above (229).

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 231:
Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:
I asked 'Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. "

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 232:
Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun:
I heard Sulaiman bin Yasar talking about the clothes soiled with semen. He said that 'Aisha had said, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Apostle and he would go for the prayers while water spots were still visible on them.

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 233:
Narrated 'Aisha:
I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them.


Wow... Mohammad was quite the man. I am sure Bukhari included these verses because of his admiration and total respect for Mohammad.

Yet, once again, this story brings to mind several questions regarding the life and times of Mohammad.

1) If Mohammad had many wives, why was his semen on his clothes?
a) Did Mohammad withdraw and get the semen on hmself?
b) Couldn't Mohammad have shot the semen somewhere else?
c) Was Mohammad the inventor of the "money shot" which resulted in his poor aim?
d) What type of sexual moves was Mohammad pioneering where Aisha was just never able to clean all the semen stains of his cloak?
2) Why didn't Mohammad use another cloak before he went to preach?
a) As a prophet who was entitled to 20% of the war booty, couldnt he have at least obtained another cloak/robe just for that reason?
b) Couldnt Mohammad have waited until the wet spots used to clean his semen were dry before he went to preach?
3) How much semen did Mohammad have on his cloak, seeing how Aisha would always find another spot?
4) Was it customary for people in 600 AD Arabia to have semen on their clothing, especially considering that Aisha made it a point to relate this story to several people, as if she were complaining about having to clean Mohammad's semen stains?

And finally, a question for modern day Muslims:

If Mohammad is the perfect human being, and should be imitated by all Muslims, shouldn't all Muslims make sure to have semen stains on their clothing, and then have their wives clean it with water before they go and work, in order to faithfully imitate their prophet?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good job on collecting these valid Islamic text references. I would like to link to this site because the information seems historically accurate but the "final question" and "money shot" line will be used by liberal Muslim supporters to suggest you are unjustly demonizing Mohammad.

The truth is, the facts with just a few object questions are quite damning enough and I know you don't want to be dismissed as one who propegates gratuitous bashing that sometimes separates the rational fair judgments and truthful explication from mere taunting and name calling.

Islam is a spiritual and political disease and if more people can simply publish the facts with zero extraneous fluff, perhaps more people will see Mohammad for the murderous raping pillaging killing machine that inspires the same in his followers to this very day.

You will know a tree by it's fruit. Hitler killed a few million, but Mohammad killed 60 million Christians, 80 Million hindus and unlike Hitler, people continue to kill in Mohammad's name every day. This is the fruit and legacy of the tree of Mohammad.


Just one view point.

Love,
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hhashmo said...

You are welcome. I know the site might be used by liberal Muslims that I am making fun of Islam.

The fact is, my entire premise is that the Hadiths were written by scholars making fun of Mohammad.

The importance is that I am not making fun of Muslims. Ultimately, I hope that Muslims will wake-up.

You are always free to link my site.

Best,

HHashmo

Anonymous said...

plz write peacebeuponhim with muhammad
thnx

hhashmo said...

As of now, I will make sure to write (PBUH) everytime I mention the Holy Prophet (PBUH)

Anonymous said...

the more one learns about muhammad (POH) the more shocking it gets... A young girl washing his semen stained clothes... slave trading... murdering all the males of a tribe and taking all the women as slaves.. killing all the dogs of arabia cause the angel told him that he did not like dogs snd the latest one is that he was a cross dresser and this according to the hadiths!

http://www.answering-islam.org/Responses/Abualrub/mhd_cross_dressing1.htm

http://www.answering-islam.org/Responses/Abualrub/mhd_cross_dressing2.htm

hhashmo said...

Dear Anonymous commenter #5

You are wrong - the verse is not about cross dressing, rather it is about Mohammad (pbuh) getting divine revelations while he had sex with his child wife Aisha.

It is a tough choice between paedophila and cross-dressing

IFTIKHAR AHMAD said...

Have you studied in depth the teachings of MUHAMMAD (Peace be upon HIM).

All the aspects of His (PBUH) life are open to get guidance. Even the relationships with wives So that If someone feels any problem he can get true path to follow. If still you can not get my point then go to www.irf.net and get answers about your questions if You are reluctant to accept Islam only for these reasons. But if you only want to criticize and donot want the guidance then I can only pray for you that May Allay bestow his blessings upon you as the Hellfire is really a bad place. May you get get guidance soon.

hhashmo said...

Why don't you answer any of those questions?

Anonymous said...

go to www.irf.net or www.peacetv.tv and submit these comments may be u find ur answer.

Anonymous said...

why are you complaining so much? you sound jealous that Prophet muhammed PBUH was so much a man then youll ever be, and of course his sexual stamina is so much better than youre little "peepee". get a life and find something better to do, no matter how much you insult the prophet true muslims will always love him, only ignorant ones will listen to what you say. but it really strikes me as halirious how much effort you put into finding these hadiths and verses.. you must really be jelous of him.. talk about penis envy.

hhashmo said...

To commenter #10 - I am jealous of Prophet Mohammad's (pbuh) peepee?

I am not the one sleeping with 9 year olds to make my peepee feel big (Mohammad did (PBUH))

I am not so insecure that I forbid anyone to marry my wives after I die, like Prophet Mohammad did!

Qur'an 33:53 "O ye who believe! Enter not the Prophet's apartments until leave is given you for a meal. (And then) not (so early as) to wait for its preparation. But when you are invited, enter; and, when your meal is ended, then disperse. Linger not for conversation. Lo! that would cause annoyance to the Prophet. Such (behavior) bothers him. He is ashamed to dismiss you, but Allah is not ashamed (to tell you) the truth. And when ye ask (his ladies) for anything, ask them from behind a screen: that makes for greater purity for your hearts and for theirs. Nor is it right for you that you should annoy Allah's Messenger, or that you should marry his widows after him at any time. Truly such a thing is in Allah's sight an enormous offense."

It seems to me that all your allegations are more concerned with the Prophet (PBUH).

Finally, you are saying it is bad that I research and look these hadiths up? Why arent you doing this! The Quran states that Mohammad (PBUH) is the perfect example of all humankind. Maybe you should not live in ignorance, and actually research His (PBUH) life!

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! are you crazy..?? talking nonsense about cum stain..

because of a cum stain you are making generalization that Muhammad PBUH have a kind of bizarre sexual life...

gosh...

what a logic...

don't just based on a hadith... then you're making conclusions of what you are understanding..

for your information, hadith is not easy to interpret, it is not easily like you interpreting a poem.. it need Muslim scholarship to tell you about a hadith.. even a normal Muslim wont interpret it as the way the want it..

hmm.. i believe may be you have the degree in Muslim religion...

bravo.. my dear...

do your research thoroughly.. may Lord give you His light to light up your heart...

Anonymous said...

sori 4 u if u dont seek 4 God's 4givnes

kbr said...

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will get answer thr....

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

visit to clear ur mis-understandings......
may allah guide u to stright path

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Westy said...

I can see the humor in the post, and that's cool and everything.

But when it comes down to business, it is not very funny.

We know for a historical fact that Muhammed began having sex with Aisha when she was 9 years old (one scholar says 10, but all other islamic scholars agree on 9).

Now how do you have sex with a 9 year old? Well the muslim tradition - if the bride is too small - is to perform a combination of oral sex and masturbation between her legs.

So that is why there was semen stains on the clothes.

And I am fine with people making jokes about it as long people remember the serious issue too: A 50 year old man ejaculating on a 9 year old child. That is not very funny. That is twisted and it hurts the child. We know from sources that poor Aisha was playing with toys. So she was just a little girl like everybody else. Still she had to take sexual abuse from a 50 year old man.

I am sad for all the children through history being raped in the name of this prophet. It is a disgrace.

Anonymous said...

Moslems have no brain...they leave it at the door with their shoes...Moslems have been told not to ask questions (K.5.101)...they follow mullahs blindly (taqlid)...they never ask or answer difficult questions...they are out of their depth in a forum like this. Moreover, the answers they think are there simply aren't.

Islam is almost entirely self-referential and invented because it lacks a historical basis. Islam was created by the Abassid dynasty in a hurry between 150 and 250 years after Mohammed. It is pile of self-serving rubbish to legitimize the thugs called the Abbasids.

The sad non-performance of the Moslem arguers above contains no information beyond making unsupported claims and following them with ad hominem distractions.

THIS IS PITIFUL. You Mozzies are the inbred, retarded results of 50 generations of cousin marriage inbreeding. Because most of you are genetically defective, you have the lowest IQs in the world, you are backward, frustrated and too stupid see how the rest of the world feels sorry for you. Go to your basement and play with explosives. You have no intellect to share in a forum like this.