Sunday, March 15, 2009

Allah causes Mohammad to forget Quran verses

Bukhari, Volume 6, Book 61, Number 550:

"The Prophet said, 'It is a bad thing some of you say,"I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Qur'an." For truly, I have been caused by Allah to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Qur'an because it escapes faster than a runaway camel.'"

1) If Mohammad (PBUH) was Allah's final messenger, why is it that Allah caused Mohammad (PBUH) to forget Quran surahs?
a) Did Allah want to hide Quran surahs from people?

2) Why is it that Quran surahs escape faster than a runaway camel?
a) Don't people want to remember the Quran?
b) Isn't the Quran important enough for people to remember?
c) Is this why the Quran would be recited when the first Muslims were practicing having sex?

3) Is reciting the Quran constantly just a brainwashing technique, or if it is really the word of Allah, than wouldn't Allah's final messenger (PBUH) remember those verses?

4) Was Mohammad's (PBUH) excuse of blaming Allah similar to his character of always blaming someone else; i.e. when He (PBUH) blamed Satan for throwing vanity into his thoughts and having Satanic verses put into the Quran:

Quran 022.052 YUSUFALI "Never did We send a messenger or a prophet before thee, but, when he framed a desire, Satan threw some (vanity) into his desire: but Allah will cancel anything (vain) that Satan throws in, and Allah will confirm (and establish) His Signs: for Allah is full of Knowledge and Wisdom"

or how Allah was always quick to hasten Mohammad's where Aisha noted with reference to Allah granting Mohammad's sexual desires "I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires."

a) Why do Muslims believe in a Holy Prophet (PBUH) who blames everyone else but himself for making a mistake, including Allah?
b) Would Mohammad (PBUH) throw you under a bus if you worked togethor and He (PBUH) made a mistake?
c) Would you, as a Muslim, think it a blessing if Mohammad (PBUH) blamed you for actions that were made by his choice?
i) the same way the first Muslims would smear Mohammad's (PBUH) ablution water on themselves
ii) Or why there was a Fatwa stating that it was a blessing to drink Mohammad's (PBUH) urine? (see comment 1)

5) All over the world, we see young children reciting the Quran off by heart. Why is it that Allah caused Mohammad (PBUH) to forget the Quran, but not those who know how to recite the Quran off by heart now?
a) Is it because Mohammad's (PBUH) lord was Satan?

Friday, March 13, 2009

Latest abortion techniques and causes of blindness

Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 528:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet ordered that a short-tailed or mutilated-tailed snake (i.e. Abtar) should be killed, for it blinds the on-looker and causes abortion."

In an ever growing query into the Islamic world, pro-choice advocates have been importing short-tailed or mutilated tail snakes to encourage abortion of their clients.

It is clear that western medicine highly respects Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) and have been finding His (PBUH) cures and medical knowledge invaluable. Afterall, camel urine is one of the hottest selling commodities, as are fly wings.

However, the biggest problem with doctors using this abortion technique is that it may cause some of the patients or doctors (who are onlookers) blindness.

So ultimately the question that needs to be asked is: How does one kill a snake without becoming an onlooker so as not to cause blindness?

Once again, chief Muslim scientists are at it again. [The last great invention Muslim scientists was the Jinn catcher - aka the Muslim dream catcher -]

The Muslim scientists have now come up with the "mutilated snake viewer" aka the Eye clops. The Eye Clops is an infrared scanner that is used to spot the scarring tissue of snakes to see if the snake is a short-tailed or mutilated snake. All over the nation of Islam, there is an army of mutilated snake catchers, that operate in the same manner as the Iranian fashion police (Muslim women making sure the Hijab's are worn properly

These Muslim snake catchers patrol the streets looking for mutilated snakes with their infrared googles, and catch them without ever having to look at them. After catching them, they import them to pro choice doctors, or kill them using their infrared googles so as not to become blind.

Once again, the wisdom of Islam inspires our world, and Mohammad (PBUH) provides wisdom that can only truly be attributed to being Allah's Apostle.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Women in paradise - they are there for men’s use

Sahih Al-Bukhari: Volume 6, Book 60, Number 402:
Narrated Abdullah bin Qais:

Allah's Apostle said, "In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them. And there are two gardens, the utensils and contents of which are made of silver; and two other gardens, the utensils and contents of which are made of so-and-so (i.e. gold) and nothing will prevent the people staying in the Garden of Eden from seeing their Lord except the curtain of Majesty over His Face.

First Mohammad (PBUH) made Muslim women shave their hands Then he makes divorcing them ok if they are old, by his own example of threatening to divorce Sauda unless she gave up her turn to have sex with Him (PBUH) to Aisha, his child bride.
Mohammad (PBUH) then orders a hijab for women becuase one of his loyal followers Umar wanted it done

And now, Allah makes it so that if a woman reaches the afterlife, her entire purpose is to stand in a corner, just to be enjoye by the believers. (Apparently, a believer would presumably get bored of the 70 virgins they get to conquer with perpetual growth, and thus enjoy their wives who are in a corner by themselves, and do nothing but wait to pleasure their husband during intermission).

Ultimately, the question is, do Muslim woman accept this as the entire purpose of their creation? Why don't woman's rights organizations talk about this?

The answer: Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) already addressed the issue of women - they are deficient in both religion and INTELLIGENCE (in other words, women are stupid)