Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Mohammad sick because his Satan abandoned him?

Bukhari; Volume 6, Book 60, Number 475:
Narrated Jundub bin Sufyan:

Once Allah's Apostle became sick and could not offer his night prayer (Tahajjud) for two or three nights. Then a lady (the wife of Abu Lahab) came and said, "O Muhammad! I think that your Satan has forsaken you, for I have not seen him with you for two or three nights!" On that Allah revealed:
'By the fore-noon, and by the night when it darkens, your Lord (O Muhammad) has neither forsaken you, nor hated you.' (93.1-3)

Noble Quran: 93: The Morning Hours
93:1 By the morning hours
93:2 And by the night when it is stillest,
93:3 Thy Lord hath not forsaken thee nor doth He hate thee,

1) Does this mean that Satan was Mohammad's (may peace be upon him) Lord?
a) Why would Allah, Mohammad's god, reveal a surah that he has not foresaken him when Abu Lahab's wife asked if Satan had foresaken him?
b) Does Allah admit that he is Satan?
c) Why would the Holy Prophet Mohammad (may peace be upon him) so readily admit and reveal a quran surah that answers people that his Satan has not foresaken him?
d) Does Mohammad get Satan's and angels mixed up? Afterall, a Satan was continuously living with him http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/06/aisha-jealous-of-mohammed-womanizer.html

2) Why would Bukhari include this hadith?
a) Was it to purposely show that Mohammad (may peace be upon him) sought help from Satan, and that even his Uncle Abu Lahab's wiwfe knew that Mohammad (may peace be upon him) was in cahoots with the devil?
b) Because Bukhari knew that only a man who did so many bad things could have Satan as a Lord? (i.e. - Mohammad broke everyone of the 10 Commandments - (http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2009/06/mohammad-and-10-commandments.html) How is he Holy?) http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/suicidal-mohammad.html


Obnoxious Premed said...

some atheist pilling out interpretations from his ass? lick your interpretations and relish the orgy!

hhashmo said...

Provide me with an alternative interpretation!

What, you can't? You can only insult? That is why you are an obnoxious premed, Obnoxious Premed.

Obnoxious Premed said...

there are as many interpretations as many humans. I do not need to prove it to you because if you were of any worth then I would have done so. I am obnoxious to the illiteracy, to the cruelty and to the psychopaths like yourself. If you can insult Mohammad then I can also insult you. As simple as that.

Obnoxious Premed said...

If I say that Joe, your friend, fucks you in the ass everyday. And then you reply that Joe is not your friend. Does this mean despite not being your friend, he still fucks you in the ass?

hhashmo said...

obnoxious premed,

1) you are projecting your homosexual fears onto me. That is ok.

2) in response to "there are as many interpretations as many humans I do not need to prove it to you because if you were of any worth then I would have done so." -a) Why did you respond to my blog 3 times if I was not worth anything?
b) Prove that there are as many interpretations as humans by providing at least 1 (ONE) interpretation.
c) If you can insult me, then I can insult you. But I dont' Why? Because I dont need to. You insult yourself by your illogical comments.

3) Regarding "If I say that Joe, your friend, fucks you in the ass everyday. And then you reply that Joe is not your friend. Does this mean despite not being your friend, he still fucks you in the ass?"
a) You clearly have poor reasoning and logic skills. If anything, your analogy only proves that Mohammad's (may peace be upon him) lord was Satan. Why? Because the hadiths that Bukhari has included clearly say so, and by your logical reasoning, you have not stated otherwise. As such, Mohammad's (may peace be upon him) Lord was Satan.

4) You are not a real Muslim. A real Muslim would always say "may peace be upon him" after they mention Mohammad's (may peace be upon him) name. You should look up the reason why. Allah's greatest messenger is unsure of his own salvation, despite breaking every single one of the 10 commandments given by Moses from Yahweh (not Allah).

Obnoxious Premed said...

lol. Poor reasoning skills? If that is the case then I would not have done too good on the standardized SAT, MCAT and LSAT tests. go and kill yourself.

I commented earlier not to prove anything to you because I would have corrected you by doing so. But you are not worth being rectified. Hence I do not want to prove it to you. This does not mean that I cannot tell you about your low worth just because you do not have enough worth to argue with me regarding the interpretation. Again, kill yourself just because you cannot stand any argument.

hhashmo said...

sure you are obnoxious premed. you did well on all those tests, and i am the king of france. PROVE IT

mohammad's (may peace be upon him) lord was satan. PROVIDE another interpretation.

My low worth - you keep spending time on me - your time is obviously worth nothing that you have to spend time one a person wth such low worth. only goes to show that you have nothing to do in life, and your time means nothing.

regarding suicide, - maybe i will do what Mohammad (may peace be upon him) did. http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/suicidal-mohammad.html

Saladdin said...

Your understanding is incorrect. There is no such mention that Allah is satan. There is mention in Ahadith that everyone has a devil with him that tries to call him doing bad deeds, but devil of the prophet isn't able to do so. Devils are spirits. Just, as Holy Ghost, spirit can be Christian, Muslim, Jew, or a Devil. And devil other, than the main devil Iblees can change religion. A devil might become Muslim, or Christian.

As for the words of wife of Abu Lahab. I don't know first of all from where did you have them, if they are invented by someone, or if you distorted Hadith. But by now way we can say by this that satan is lord of prophet Muhammed. This is your twisted imagination. As for Ayahs of Kuran, they imply to the morning hours, in which lord descends from the sky, that is the hour, when God especially hears those, who supplicate to Him. So your adding this verse of Kuran to that Allah is satan. It is needless to say that you have went far off. You took verse of Kuran out of the context. Now when you know the context, you must know that it doesen't speak of a devil. And as for Hadith, I will tell you what it speaks about, if you give the narration and Hadith number. But however your evidence has collapsed, since I have explained that this verse you used is in general, not implied only on prophet Muhammed. And it doesen't mean that God is the one to wake up prophet for Tahajjud.

Saladdin said...

Oh.. Also as for this Hadith. This Hadith was said by wife of Abu Lahab, who in Meccah was an unbeliever, not Muslim. So this Hadith can be understood as an insult. So the whole base of your ridiculous allegation has no base at all. Since the one saying your satan didn't visit you wasn't a Muslim, but Polytheist at that time. So is this ALL, you have?