Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Mohammad the witch doctor - Part 2 - The Halloween version

Qur'an 113:1-5 "Say: I seek refuge in the Lord of the dawn; From the evil of what He has created; From the mischievous evil of Darkness as it becomes intensely dark, and from the mischief of those who practice the evil of malignant witchcraft and blowing on knots, and from the mischievous evil of the envier when he covets."

It is clear that Allah told his Apostle to avoid blowing on knots and other malignant witchcraft. So how did Mohammad (may peace be upon him) cure himself?

By blowing on knots and performing other malignant witchcraft...

Volume 5, Book 59, Number 714:
Narrated 'Aisha:
Whenever Allah's Apostle became ill, he used to recite Al-Muawidhatan (i.e. the last two Suras of the Qur'an) and then blow his breath and passed his hand over himself. When he had his fatal illness, I started reciting Al-Muawidhatan and blowing my breath over him as he used to do, and then I rubbed the hand of the Prophet over his body.

Volume 8, Book 75, Number 331:
Narrated 'Aisha:
Whenever Allah's Apostle went to bed, he used to blow on his hands while reciting the Mu'auwidhat ( i.e. Suratal-Falaq and Surat-an-Nas, 113 and 114) and then pass his hands over his body,

Volume 7, Book 71, Number 643:
Narrated Abu Qatada:
I heard the Prophet saying, "A good dream is from Allah, and a bad dream is from Satan. So if anyone of you sees (in a dream) something he dislikes, when he gets up he should blow thrice (on his left side) and seek refuge with Allah from its evil for then it will not harm him."

Volume 2, Book 21, Number 243:
Narrated Abu Huraira
Allah's Apostle said, "Satan puts three knots at the back of the head of any of you if he is asleep. On every knot he reads and exhales the following words, 'The night is long, so stay asleep.' When one wakes up and remembers Allah, one knot is undone; and when one performs ablution, the second knot is undone, and when one prays the third knot is undone and one gets up energetic with a good heart in the morning; otherwise one gets up lazy and with a mischievous heart."

From the above hadiths, we get the sense that Mohammad would cure himself by blowing knots, or for curing bad dreams or other things. In fact, Mohammad liked blowing so much, he preferred these cures much more than the conventional medicine of his day:

Bukhari; Volume 7, Book 71, Number 610:
Narrated Ibn 'Abbas and 'Aisha:
Abu Bakr kissed (the forehead of) the Prophet when he was dead. 'Aisha added: We put medicine in one side of his mouth but he started waving us not to insert the medicine into his mouth. We said, "He dislikes the medicine as a patient usually does." But when he came to his senses he said, "Did I not forbid you to put medicine (by force) in the side of my mouth?" We said, "We thought it was just because a patient usually dislikes medicine." He said, "None of those who are in the house but will be forced to take medicine in the side of his mouth while I am watching, except Al-'Abbas, for he had not witnessed your deed."
As well, an enchanter said of Mohammad, 'I have never seen a greater magician than I have seen today' (Tabari VI:66); and the original meccans would call Mohammad "a sorcerer telling lies" (038.004 YUSUFALI)

Finally Prophet Mohammad would hang out with Satan's tribe, the Jinn (, Mohammad was inspired by Satan to recite Quran surahs, and even Satan recited quran surah

1) Based on the above, does this mean that Mohammad preferred magic?

2) Does this mean that the Quran tells Muslims to run away from Mohammad, as Mohammad would practice black magic?

3) Why was Mohammad always hanging out with sorcerors and devils?
a) Is it because he liked their company more than the company of people?
b) Or were these demonic people the original Halloween ghosts?
c) Would Prophet Mohammad (may peace be upon him) go trick or trating with all these Jinns?

4) Did Mohammad confuse trick or treating with war booty?
a) Volume 1, Book 7, Number 331:
Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
The Prophet said, "I have been given five things which were not given to any one else before me. - 3. The booty has been made Halal (lawful) for me yet it was not lawful for anyone else before me.
5) Was Prophet Mohammad (may peace be upon him) a witch doctor where he practiced all these magic cures?
a) Especially where Prophet Mohammad would perform these magical rituals with such zeal, but detest conventional medicine?
6) Did Bukhari include all of these hadiths to show that Mohammad may have been the original founder of Halloween?


Anonymous said...


Matthew 8:30-32 (New International Version)

30Some distance from them a large herd of pigs was feeding. 31The demons begged Jesus, "If you drive us out, send us into the herd of pigs."

32He said to them, "Go!" So they came out and went into the pigs, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and died in the water.

hhashmo said...

Once again, your point makes no sense

1) You talking about Jesus has nothing to do with Mohammad (may peace be upon him)

2) The quote you present show Jesus against devils and demons. However, Mohammad (may peace be upon him) would cavort with Jinns

Here is a site linking you to a tonne of quotes where Prophet Mohammad (may peace be upon him) would hang out with devils,

As well - Demons and devils accept Islam and accept its veracity - hmmmmm. This makes perfect sense - Devils saying the Noble Quran is right, sotherefore, it must be right.