Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Dream Interpretation: Oh Allah's Apostle... Sexual as always...

Sahih Bukhari 1:2:22

Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri: Allah's Apostle said, "While I was sleeping I saw (in a dream) some people wearing shirts of which some were reaching up to the breasts only while others were even shorter than that. Umar bin Al-Khattab was shown wearing a shirt that he was dragging." The people asked, "How did you interpret it? (What is its interpretation) O Allah's Apostle?" He (the Prophet ) replied, "It is the Religion."

So what is the religion, I dare ask? People wearing shirts up to the breasts?
RELIGION INDEED!!!!
1) Was Allah's Apostle the inventor of the wet T-Shirt contest?
a) Why was Allah's Apostle dreaming about people wearing shirts up to their breasts, and "even shorter than that"?
b) Was Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) dreaming of hot girls?
c) Are hot girls part of the Apostle's religion?
i) Especially where Allah's Apostle would get divine revelations while he slept with his child bride Aisha (aka receiving Quran surahs)http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/mohammed-would-get-divine-inspiration.html
2) Could one make the argument that Allah's Apostle was just a really horny guy?
a) Did Allah's Apostle constantly have sex on his mind?
b) Especially where he had the sexual strength of 30 men? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/05/mohammad-had-sexual-strength-of-30-men.html
c) Where the first Muslims were so intrigued by all the semen that he produced and the method he would use to clean himself from all that semen? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/05/mohammad-sends-men-to-murder-abu-rafi.html
d) The fact that he decided not divore his old and fat wife Sauda on condition that she gave up her turn in the sack? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/it-is-ok-to-divorce-your-wives-if-they.html
e) How he made a rule that WOMEN MUST SHAVE THEIR PUBIC REGIONS, in addition to shaving their palms, etc.? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/08/muslim-must-have-hairless-palms-and.html
i) So many conquests of women that "When Abu Sufyan learned that the Prophet had taken her, he said, 'That stallion's nose is not to be restrained!'"Tabari VIII:110
g) That the apostle made sure that wives have to be submissive to a husband's call for sex? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/07/wives-sex-toys-for-husbands.html
h) Or just because the Allah's Apostle "was the sexual libertine that we all know and worship" http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/07/mohammad-original-kfc-colonel.html
3) To quote Allah's Apostle (Sallalahu Alaihi Wasallam) "It is the Religion."

5 comments:

latif said...

leme disclose this to you or probliy you know it alreay that you are bastard child which means you do not know your Father. And to confirm that you can ask your Mum..... I challange this to you. There are very high chances that even your Mum do not know your Father.

hhashmo said...

You have a problem about how I exist, take it up with Allah

Bukhari - Volume 9, Book 93, Number 506:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:

That during the battle with Bani Al-Mustaliq they (Muslims) captured some females and intended to have sexual relation with them without impregnating them. So they asked the Prophet about coitus interrupt us. The Prophet said, "It is better that you should not do it, for Allah has written whom He is going to create till the Day of Resurrection." Qaza'a said, "I heard Abu Sa'id saying that the Prophet said, 'No soul is ordained to be created but Allah will create it."

And a question for you latif, which morally decent prophet allows his followers to ravage captured women? Why none other than the Holy Prophet Mohammad (May peace be upon him). He was also suicidal, http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/suicidal-mohammad.html, and used to be called Mudhammam (aka the belittled one) by the original Makkans http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/muhammad-or-mudhammam.html

Anonymous said...

FIRST
The translation of the word "sadr" is CHEST and not breasts as you indicated, this is just for your correction, DON'T MISLEAD PEOPLE ON A LANGUAGE THAT YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH.

SECOND
IMMORAL SEXUAL LESSONS/STORIES IN THE BIBLE OF PROPHET LOT HAVING SEX WITH HER OWN TWO DAUGHTERS AND MAKING THEM PREGNANT

"One day the older daughter said to her sister, "There isn’t a man anywhere in this entire area for us to marry. And our father will soon be too old to have children. Come, let’s get him drunk with wine, and then we will sleep with him. That way we will preserve our family line through our father." So that night they got him drunk, and the older daughter went in and slept with her father. He was unaware of her lying down or getting up again.

"The next morning the older daughter said to her younger sister, "I slept with our father last night. Let’s get him drunk with wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him. That way our family line will be preserved." So that night they got him drunk again, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. As before, he was unaware of her lying down or getting up again. So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father." (Genesis 19:23-25, 30-36 , NLT)

hhashmo said...

Point 1 - Mohammad was having dreams of people with shirts up to their chests, and higher - that is the same area as the breast (breast has always meant the chest area) and higher. This does not obuscate from the fact that Mohammad (may peace be upon him) would dream of people wearing shirts up to their chest and higher?

The interpretation - it is the religion

2) The immoral sexual act in the bible
a) Lot was not a prophet. What prophecies did he make?
b) His descendants were outcasts and unblessed. Hmmmmmmmm... Does this mean that God punishes those who commit immoral sexual acts? But wait, Prophet Mohammad took his adopted son's wife, and then disallowed adoption? May peace be upon him.

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