2008 year in review

What a year - Many questions posed, not one answered... The original premise of the blog still stands (see very bottom)

Mohammad's stories were quite interesting. My favourite story was about a man converting to Islam after a wolf ate his sheep. http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/06/guy-converts-to-islam-after-wolf-ate_23.html. However, Mohammad would routinely get Christian stories wrong http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/12/allahs-apostle-bastardizing-christian.html; http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/09/allah-misunderstanding-and-bastardizing.html.
Mohammad (may peace be upon him) was also predicted in the Tawrat http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/11/mohammad-predicted-in-bible-tawrat-old.html,

Even Alexander the great was a Muslim http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/12/alexander-great-muslim.html

We learned that Mohammad's (may peace be upon him) dad, Abdallah, was propositioned by a devil worshipping soothsayer http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/12/romantic-lines-to-say-when-making-love.html; Mohammad (may peace be upon him) would routinely practice in black magic http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/mohammad-witch-doctor-part-2-halloween.html; and had black magic practiced on him http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/05/volume-7-book-71-number-661-narrated.html; soothsayers would convert to Islam after seeing devils also convert to Islam http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/foreteller-converts-to-islam-after.html; and would even get into spiritual fights with devils, except King Solomon would side with Iblis http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/king-sulaiman-sided-withiblis-devil.html. Mohammad (may peace be upon him) was suicidal, and was comforted by a spiritual being http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/suicidal-mohammad.html; who told him all things that he did like rape, and war booty were legal for him. The devil would also routinely recite Ruranic surahs http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/09/satan-reciting-quran-surahs.html; and in a way that was synonymous with devils http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/09/allahs-apostle-receiving-divine.html. In fact he loved devils and Jinn so much, he invoked Allah for special privileges concerning them. http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/05/animal-dung-is-food-of-jinns.html

And what does the devil look like? A black man! (African man)! http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/08/satan-looks-like-nabtal-sturdy-black.html

Mohammad was a food connoisseur. He was the original KFC colonel http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/07/mohammad-original-kfc-colonel.html; forbid garlic http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/05/allahs-apostle-forbade-eating-of-garlic.html; and donkey meat http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/mohammad-outlaws-eating-donkey-meat.html. In fact, food glorified Allah as Mohammad (may peace be upon him) ate it. http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/09/bukhari-volume-4-book-56-number-779.html

The original Muslims were so fascinated by Mohammad (may peace be upon him), that they would spy on his house http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/11/mohammad-and-first-privacy-laws.html; check his semen cleaning habits http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/05/mohammad-had-lots-of-semen-on-his.html; how to wash themselves after they had janaba (sexual discharge) http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/05/mohammad-sends-men-to-murder-abu-rafi.html; liked only what he ate http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/anas-liked-gourd-because-mohammad-liked.html; watched how Mohammad would take a dump http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/06/one-must-not-face-qibla-in-taking-dump.html; and even washed themselves in Mohammad's (may peace be upon him) ablution water http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/09/mohammads-followers-drinking-and.html

However, some of the first Muslims did not respect Him (may peace be upon him) so much http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/muhammad-or-mudhammam.html; http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/muhammad-gets-owned-by-drunken-hamza.html

Mohammad was also very sexual. As such, Allah would make sure to come with divine surah revelations to fulfill Mohammad's (may peace be upon him) sexual wants; http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/08/allah-works-to-make-sure-mohammads.html; while he slept with his child bride Aisha http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/mohammed-would-get-divine-inspiration.html; wants that were so excessive that he had the sexual strength of 30 men http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/05/mohammad-had-sexual-strength-of-30-men.html. Ofcourse, he would only sleep with his wives if they were young, http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/10/it-is-ok-to-divorce-your-wives-if-they.html and if a woman shaved their palms and shave their pubic regions (Fitra) http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/08/muslim-must-have-hairless-palms-and.html

The Noble Quran itself was revealed when the first Muslims would practice having sex. http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/07/quran-practicing-sex-while-quran-was.html

All in all, these hadiths and traditions point to one thing - the original premise of this blog: http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/introduction.html